Excerpt from the book Women R Stupid & Men R the Reason "Relationship Application"

"The sad thing is some people dont even know what courtship is and sadly haven't even been on a real date or ever been courted. It all goes back to that LNU mentality of ignorance and not willing to open up your mind and heart. Fellas courtship is actually working hard at trying to date a woman, its about showing her that you are the man that you claim to be, not just about flowers and candy but being creative. Take her out on a picnic, the movies are only good during the middle of courtship, go out for a walk and talk. Going out to eat just isnt cutting it anymore! Courtship is almost like a tryout there is a application process and then rules for dating. If a commitment is not what you are looking for then I suggest you return back to LNU or just dont bother communicating on that level with the opposite sex or to some people the same sex (To each his/her own) no judgment from me I'm just a man who writes. Courtship is suppose to be fun even though I did mention a application process its all a metaphor the application process is used so you wont have any surprises later down the line (We will dig deeper into that in the chapter Joys & Pains) but here is a example of my dating application."

Applicant Information
Applicant Name _____________________
Home Phone _______________________
Other ____________________________
Email Address _____________________
Current Address:
Number and street ____________________
City ________________________________
State & Zip ____________________________

How were you referred to Me?:___________________________

Employment Positions
Position(s) applying for:________________________________
Are you applying for:

Temporary such as Booty Call/Transitional Relationship? [ ] Y or [ ] N

Regular full-time work? [ ] Y or [ ] N

What days and hours are you available for spend quality time ___________________________________________
If applying for temporary work, when will you be available? ___________________________________________

On what date can you start? ___ / ___ / ___

Can you do weekends? [ ] Y or [ ] N

Can you do evenings (spending the night and actually wanting to?) [ ] Y or [ ] N

Are you available to put in overtime so eventually I wont have to have another application filled out? [ ] Y or [ ] N

Personal Information:
Have you ever cheated before? [ ] Y or [ ] N
If yes, please explain (include date): ________________________
Do you have any friends, relatives, or acquaintances that know me? [ ] Y or [ ] N
If yes, state name & relationship: ________________________________

If chosen do you have a way to see me? [ ] Y or [ ] N

Are you over the age of 18? (If you look under 18 I am required to look at verification of minimum state legal age.) [ ] Y or [ ] N

If chosen, would you be able to present evidence of your U.S. citizenship or proof of your legal right to live in the United States? [ ] Y or [ ] N


Are you able to perform the essential functions of being with me Ex: Bedroom, for which you are applying, either with / without reasonable accommodation? [ ] Y or [ ] N

If no, describe the functions that cannot be performed EX: what are you not willing to do?
_____________________________________________________________

Do YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN? [] Y or [] N
If So How Many and DO YOU TAKE CARE OF THEM?_______________

(Note: If not NO NEED TO APPLY so pass it on.)

Is the mother/father of your child/children CRAZY?[] Y [] N

If so how many do you have?
(Note: If the answer is Y then NO NEED TO APPLY)

Have you ever been convicted of a criminal offense (felony or misdemeanor)? [ ] Y or [ ] N

If yes, please describe the crime - state nature of the crime(s), when and where convicted and disposition of the case.________________________________________________________________

(Note: If you are currently locked up or have open cases NO NEED TO APPLY so pass it on. That includes DV (Domestic Violence) Drugs, Alcohol Problems and Bad Tempers)

Education
High School, College, Vocational (Nail/Barber School)
Number of years completed: ________
Did you graduate? [ ] Y or [ ] N
Degree / diploma earned: __________________

Employment History
Are you currently employed??????? [ ] Y or [ ] N
If you are currently employed, may we contact your current employer to verify this? [ ] Y or [ ] N

Name of Employer:______________________________________
Name of Supervisor:____________________________________
Telephone Number:______________________________________
Business Type:[ ________________________
Address:________________________
City, state, zip:________________________________

Length of Employment (Include Dates): _____________________
Position & Duties:_______________________________________________________

References
List below three people who have knowledge of your work performance within the last four years. Please include professional references only EX: Ex GF/BF, Wife/Husband Previous Booty Calls etc etc etc.
Name - First, Last: ______________________________________
Telephone Number:____________________________
Address:________________________
City, state, zip:________________________________
Occupation: ______________________________________
Number of Years Acquainted: ______________________________________

Name - First, Last: ______________________________________
Telephone Number:____________________________
Address:________________________
City, state, zip:________________________________
Occupation: ______________________________________
Number of Years Acquainted: ______________________________________

Name - First, Last: ______________________________________
Telephone Number:____________________________
Address:________________________
City, state, zip:________________________________
Occupation: ______________________________________
Number of Years Acquainted: ______________________________________


Relationship History
Are you currently taken??????? [ ] Y or [ ] N

If you are currently taken, may we contact your current gf/bf to verify this? and then to snitch [ ] Y or [ ] N

Please Read and Initial Each Paragraph, then Sign Below
I certify that I have not purposely withheld any information that might adversely affect my chances for being in this relationship. I attest to the fact that the answers given by me are true & correct to the best of my knowledge and ability. I understand that any omission (including any misstatement) of material fact on this application or on any document used to secure can be grounds for rejection of application or, if I am taken, terms for my immediate expulsion.
_____
I understand that if I am chosen, my new relationship status is for the long haul and not just a rebound thing.
_____

I permit you to examine my relationship history, references, record of employment, education record,

and any other information I have provided. I also state that my last relationship is in the past and I will never bring it up.

______

By signing this application I also verify the following:

1. I am True to Myself.
2. I am honest.
3. I show affection and will let you know that Im not going anywhere
4. Im willing to be your best friend especially with communication.
5. I know what I want out of the relationship.
6. I will accept you for you or just resign.
7. You will never have to worry about if im cheating or lying
8. You will never have to worry about our bedroom activities because they will be fresh and always spicy
9. You will never have to worry about having "Me" time
10. You will never have to worry about reviewing another application after this one

Applicant's Signature:______________________________

Date:_________________________________

The applicant is all a mental thing if you take good mental notes you really have nothing to worry about. All Im saying is if you are doing your part in a relationship and the other person doesnt comply tell him or her SEEFUCKYALATA.

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